A Sex Toy So Good, You Won’t Believe It’s Not Real Pussy!

You Won’t Believe It’s Not Real Pussy!

There is a good chance that by now you have heard of the Fleshlight, the popular male sex toy that is a play on the the word “Flashlight”.

As seen pictured above, the Fleshlight DOES resemble a Flashlight.  However if you look a bit more closely (it’s not obvious is it?) attached to the end where a light traditionally would go, there’s a pussy!

Now I remember when the Fleshlight first came out it kind of became a meme of sorts.

“Oh…you have a Fleshlight?  You must be a 40 year old virgin loser living in your mothers basement”

To be honest, this negative stereotype regarding the Fleshlight and it’s users kind of put me off to the idea of it.

I mean…My hand works well for jacking it, and 99% of the time my wife is usually eager to suck my cock so did I really need a Fleshlight?

No.

But that’s were I was wrong.

A few months ago in passing I mentioned to my wife that I had always wanted to try out the famous Fleshlight. She kind of laughed it off and I thought nothing much of it until my birthday last weekend when my wife surprised me with a Fleshlight!

We had celebrated with a nice dinner out and got home and put our two children to bed when she grabbed my hand and asked me to come upstairs…I followed expecting some hot birthday sex but to my surprise she had another gift for me!  I unwrapped it and there it was…my very own Fleshlight.

Now I will admit, I was a bit embarrassed when I opened it. My wife is a bit naughty and is not embarrassed about it all, she has several toys of her own including various dildos and a Sybian, and we occasionally play with them during sex…but me?  I’m a plane jane vanilla sex kind of guy.  Never used a sex toy on myself, and never really tried much sex wise outside of your typical missionary and doggystyle positions.

Being the sweet wife that she is, she asked me if I wanted to try it tonight with her or if I preferred to try it out on my own.

Sheepishly I said I would try it on my own while she was out sometime and she smiled, nodded, and put it in the nightstand drawer beside my bed.

We cuddled up and finished off my birthday by watching a movie.

Now let’s fast forward a bit

Life gets busy when you live with kids and a wife so I did not get to try it out right away…

But when I did, my life changed immediately.  I got hard and started jacking it to my favorite porn and then started using the Fleshlight.  I used a bit of lotion as lubricant and started going to down fucking my own Fleshlight.

The sensations were intense and when I closed my eyes it also felt as if I was inside my wife…but I wasn’t.  I was fucking a Fleshlight.

Needless to say I didn’t last long.  I followed the cleaning instructions and How To’s on how to clean your Fleshlight and put it away and relaxed for a bit thinking about what I had just done.

The Verdict

Buy one.  Had mine not been gifted to me by my lovely wife, I would easily say that the Fleshlight is one of the best purchases I’ve ever made.

I’ve been using it quite a bit since my first try, and I have even gotten comfortable enough with it to the point that my wife enjoys watching me use it as well.

I think she’s getting a bit jealous…but she’s not letting on about it just yet. LOL.

As a married man, I think the Fleshlight is great.  It provides me the pleasure of a real pussy, and gives me something to use when my wife is not in the mood.  It’s also the perfect sex toy for just kicking back and having an intimate night with myself when the wife and kids are gone.

One thing I will say though is that I am REALLY glad I did not buy this when I was single.  If I did, its very possible that I would have given up on trying to fuck real girls entirely and might never have met my beautiful wife!  Seriously…The Fleshlight is THAT good.  If you’re single and are looking to buy one, just be warned…you might not want to spend the time, money, and effort on real girls ever again.

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